Hi I'm Kaitlin and I'm tired all the time tbh. I'm on hiatus until further notice

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

slapdancing:

dumbkawaii:

niccagetho:

dumbkawaii:

help me put this up my vagina

Are we not gonna talk about the hammer butt plug?

no because the real issue here is getting the eiffel tower up my vagina

With both in, and at the right angle it would look like the construction of the eiffel tower, i love history

jujubee58:

majortvjunkie:

so much drama in one photo

somebody hold me back

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

wartortles:

When your crush posts a new selfie

image

colornbian:

Who is she

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden