Hi I'm Kaitlin and I'm tired all the time tbh. I'm on hiatus until further notice
google street view is the best, example:
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
*has a lot to do*
*masturbates and goes to sleep instead*
When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno
just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
why does one ply toilet paper exist
i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
i honestly have seen this picture 100 times and i keep thinking it’s shavingryansprivates