Hi I'm Kaitlin and I'm tired all the time tbh. I'm on hiatus until further notice
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
when my friends try to tell me about my zodiac sign
gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?
when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…
I counted 5
who do you think took the fucking photo
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
I hate when people are like “Oh its your family, you have to love them!”
Um no, fuck you.
Sometimes your family members are bad people. Sometimes they do bad things to you. And there is no reason at all why you have to love them.
You are allowed to hate whoever you want if they treat you badly
imagine banana with any other vowel
oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”