ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight
"you’re under arrest sir"
Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore
bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
target sent me a fucking meme
i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously
if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.
when someone asks u for help on something ur good at
I made a thing…