partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

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quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

clippie:

target sent me a fucking meme

clippie:

target sent me a fucking meme

drarna:

i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously

russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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sargasmic-humor:

I made a thing…

sargasmic-humor:

I made a thing…