why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole
Me every fucking time I take a selfie
i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed
So you’re telling me that major hit TV shows can and do plan “top secret” death and resurrection plots years in advance??
Isn’t that interesting…
P.S. Entertainment Weekly posted this on Facebook on Monday, May 2, 2016 at around 6:30 a.m. - half a day after he was revealed alive on the show. The cover is dated May 13, 2016 which means that EW had the inside scoop on his fate before they actually aired the episode. So even certain media outlets were keeping quiet about it. It just goes to show that people in the entertainment industry can keep a “dead” character’s return a secret.
my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”
imagine your otp
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
a hundred tiny daydreams about you
“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply
to all the pretty girls who follow me: thank you
date a girl who is bad at everything but cares a lot
wheezinn
That awkward moment between birth and death