i watched your snapchat story to get rid of the notification not because i’m interested in your life
*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message*
me when people are mean to me
"why didn’t you do your homework?"
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people
when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast