Hi I'm Kaitlin and I'm tired all the time tbh. I'm on hiatus until further notice

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

taintanthony:

when my friends try to tell me about my zodiac sign
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seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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albrie:

lanceterry:

albrie:

when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…

I counted 5

who do you think took the fucking photo

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

imsohotimakedevilssweat:

I hate when people are like “Oh its your family, you have to love them!”

Um no, fuck you.

Sometimes your family members are bad people. Sometimes they do bad things to you. And there is no reason at all why you have to love them.

You are allowed to hate whoever you want if they treat you badly

BRUH
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy) ←

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*